"If I had a wishing rock, I would...."
So whenever I tell them to do something, drive them somewhere, or stand close to them, they look at me and begin this sentence.
Tonight, we went out to dinner and my son put his head on the table and sighed loudly.
Me: "Yes, son?"
Him: "If I had a wishing rock, I'd make my stomach bigger so I could eat more ice cream."
Me: "Okay."
Daughter: "Oh! Well if I had a wishing rock, I'd wish to be a flower girl in every wedding ever."
Me: "That's sweet."
Daughter: "Because then I'd be the prettiest girl in the world."
Husband: "You think exactly like your mom."
Now, if I had a wishing rock, I'd wish for the ability to teleport. Sheesh. My kids are unimaginative!
6 comments:
I'd like to apparate
If I had a wishing rock, I'd wish for a dictionary so I could understand Daisy. hahaha
We take many road trips with three kids and two dogs. I'd want to teleport (or apparate), too!
If I had a wishing rock, I'd probably get myself in more trouble than I really wanted. :]
Daisy, I loved that you use the word apparate. :)
I'd totally fly. It looks cooler than teleporting/apparating. Although I imagine it takes longer.
That's too funny. You are so hilarious Suzanne!
But I'm with you, if I had a wishing rock, I'd wish to teleport too. Or time travel. Or maybe I'd wish for a tree that grows hundred dollar bills and blooms all year long. *sigh*
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